February 2008
93 posts
LOST
Well, the new episode of LOST has begun airing on the east coast. Guess I should take myself “offline” as to avoid possible spoilers.
Wow…reading that last sentence I wrote makes me want to punch myself in the face for being such a nerd.
January 2008
99 posts
Today's Emily Lie
Reblogged from my little brother, thethingy:
Emily was on her Mom’s email adress, when she read an email that said there was a secret room hidden somewhere in the school gym, that had a bunch of money in it.
New York Lottery →
My good friend, Brett Gelman, is the new mascot for the NY Lottery. He’s called “Little Bit Of Luck.” Watching him run around the NY Lotto site as a tiny flash based character is extremely surreal…and hilarious.
FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS: THE CHRONICLES OF SMASH -...
azizisbored:
This is the second in a series of “Friday Night Lights” fan fiction that I may or may not continue. I am writing this in response to this NYTimes article.
To keep things interesting, each episode will now feature a guest comedian/”FNL” fan guest writing the episode with me. This week, “Human Giant“‘s own, Eric Appel.
Click here to read The...
Flickr Badge
I added a flickr badge to the side of my blog. It randomly picks five of my favorite pictures from my flickr page and displays them. I’m not sure if I like it there yet…I think I do. It may be a little bit clunky. I’m a bit wary of jumbling up my page with too much junk.
“What if there were no punch lines? What if there were no indicators? What if I...”
– Steve Martin
My Horoscope
Every morning, I read my horoscope (provided by tarot.com) on my customized iGoogle homepage. While it constantly changes, it basically says the same thing every day. I’ve boiled it down to three different astrological messages…
Chill out, bro.
Get your shit together, dude.
Whatevs.
2 Girls, 1 Cup: The Show →
Parodies of “2 Girls, 1 Cup” are SOOOO played out, yet people keep on making them. When I saw the title of this on the ballot at last night’s Channel 101 screening, I cringed. I was so ready to hate it.
Unfortunately, it was my favorite video of the night. Really, really funny. I guess “2 Girls, 1 Cup” parodies will live on for as long as this show keeps taking...
Laying Out
I’m playing with the layout of my blog right now. It may change several times within the next day or two. I love you.
"HULK OUT" LIST →
This is a list of EVERY reason that drove Dr. David Banner to “hulk out” in the television series, “The Incredible Hulk.”
“I’m not retarded. I’m resmarted.”
– Daxflame
Mustache
When I first shaved off my beard and left just a mustache, I did so in a semi-ironic way. I mean, I’ve always wondered what I would look like with a stache, but I also thought it would be kind of funny to have one. It’s been almost a month and any kind of humor has worn off. Now I’m just a dude with a mustache.
Tomorrow night I’m doing a show at UCB where I’m...
Movie Mash-Ups #2
(from Brian Berrebbi, via text message)
-How Stella Got Her Groove Back To The Future
-Cloverfield of Dreams
-Sam I Am Legend
-Rosemary’s Baby’s Day Out
-Harold and Maude Go to White Castle
THE MOMENT OF TRUTH
Host: Eric, you said that you think the FOX network's newest game show, "The Moment of Truth" is a piece of shit.
Eric: Yes.
(the music swells)
Host: Well, the results of the polygraph test are in. Are you ready to hear them?
Eric: Yes.
(the audience waits with baited breath for several long beats)
Host: ...TRUE.
(the audience erupts into wild applause)
hip to be square
I listen to a lot of what most would describe as “indy rock” or “hipster music,” but I also have a special place in my heart for bands like The Gin Blossoms and Toad the Wet Sprocket (two bands from the early 90’s that, I believe, are looked at as complete shit to most). When either of those bands come on the radio, I turn them up, and not just in an ironic way when...
Exclusive Report on Heath Ledger's Death
I was just reading a TMZ post that Anthony King alerted me to, with exclusive video of Heath Ledger’s body being removed from the NYC apartment where he was found dead. I agree that it was in very poor taste of them to post the video, but even worse was the commenter who posted, “first, bitches!”
Now, that’s not to say I’m against people bragging about being the...
before you die.
I just saw a show called “1000 Places to See Before You Die.” What a grim title for a show. Sure, I’d love to visit the Canary Islands, but you don’t have to remind me that my clock is ticking to get me there.
SUPER DELUXE →
My “Cloverfield Bootleg” is the main featured video today!
reblog from Anthony King
I was poking around the Internet today and I found this old test Mike Huckabee used to give to his students when he was a teacher.**
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GENERAL ACADEMIC PROFICIENCY TEST Instructions: Please complete each answer to the best of your ability. You must make a passing grade on this test in order to...
what should i do?
I have (what I think is) a great idea for a new website. Unfortunately, I don’t know how to make websites, and I don’t really hang out with any web developers, so the chances of this site (which I really do think is a great idea) getting off the ground are quite slim.
I feel sort of like the guy who says, “I have this great idea for a movie,” but doesn’t know how...